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Damn foreign paper all smoke and mirrors. Notice the story about how the internet helped get him elected and no mention of illegal contributions. Damn world is going to try to rape this country with The One in office.
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One of our national papers have a few more names/speculations:

Al Gore might get a post responsible for climate issues
Arnold Schwarzenegger as energy minister
Hillary Clinton as Attorney General

They say it's a list put together by ABC and Politico.
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Clinton won't get anything except an invite to dinner with all of the other senators.
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Rod wrote:Damn foreign paper all smoke and mirrors. Notice the story about how the internet helped get him elected and no mention of illegal contributions. Damn world is going to try to rape this country with The One in office.
The internet??? Try NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, PBS, NPR, The NY Times, The LA Times, The Chicago Tribune, et.al. Sure the internet was a factor, but it was small time compared to the favorable coverage (free advertisement) he recieved from the MSM. That internet crap is a dodge for the MSM to say "see, it was the internet...it wasn't us".
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Worst case scenario:

Secretary of State: John Kerry
Secretary of Defense: John Murtha
Attorney General: Arlen Specter
Secretary of the Treasury: Tony Rezko
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hillary Clinton
Secretary of Energy: Al Gore
Secretary of Education: William Ayers
Secretary of Homeland Security: Janet Reno
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George guy wrote:Worst case scenario:

Secretary of State: John Kerry
Secretary of Defense: John Murtha
Attorney General: Arlen Specter
Secretary of the Treasury: Tony Rezko
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hillary Clinton
Secretary of Energy: Al Gore
Secretary of Education: William Ayers
Secretary of Homeland Security: Janet Reno
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George guy wrote:Worst case scenario:

Secretary of State: John Kerry - Foreign relations
Secretary of Defense: John Murtha - Head of the Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces
Attorney General: Arlen Specter
Secretary of the Treasury: Tony Rezko - HUD Secretary
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Hillary Clinton - SCOTUS pick
Secretary of Energy: Al Gore - Secretary of interior
Secretary of Education: William Ayers
Secretary of Homeland Security: Janet Reno
fixed some of your picks
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George Guy,

Don't even suggest that. It's not healthy to think such things.

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All right then, here's Obama's Impossible Cabinet.

Secretary of [strike]Defense[/strike] War: David Petraeus
Secretary of State: John Bolton
Attorney General: Fred Thompson
Secretary of the Treasury: Ron Paul (just for fun)
Secretary of the Interior: Ted Nugent (Sarah Palin on standby come the shuffle)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: A. Schwarzenegger
Secretary of [strike]Homeland Security[/strike] Defense: Rudy Giuliani (shuffle Nuge into this job if Rudy misbehaves)
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