Rule 73: Members will not park in the reserved parking areas, except on weekends and holidays.1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
The complete rulebook for fight-club
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Yogimus
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The complete rulebook for fight-club
We are all familiar with the first 8 rules of fight club. But what would the rulebook look like after 13 (16 by novel) years?
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Guncrazy
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Re: The complete rulebook for fight-club
Rule 102: All paperwork, including personal injury waivers, medical release forms and proof of insurance, must be notarized and filed at least two business days prior to fight.
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SoupOrMan
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Re: The complete rulebook for fight-club
Rule 177: NO POOFTERS!
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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randy
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Re: The complete rulebook for fight-club
Rule 180: There is NO, Rule 180
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".