Not in any way, shape, or form safe for work, children, grown-ups, or pretty much anyone, really. Funny as hell, though...
Episode 1
Episode 2, ya Protestant fook-bucket.
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
"Give that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons."
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
It has it's own tropes page.
Some of the best lines...
"BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!"
"Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put them in a hearse!"
"Oh, fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"
"WELCOME TO EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M SAUCEBOSS, AND TONIGHT WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!"
"But if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you'll find some way to forgive me"
"Police girl… Poli-i-i-ice Girl, you are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your boobs!"
"You done goofed"
and of course
"big tittied police girl"
Some of the best lines...
"BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!"
"Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put them in a hearse!"
"Oh, fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"
"WELCOME TO EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M SAUCEBOSS, AND TONIGHT WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!"
"But if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you'll find some way to forgive me"
"Police girl… Poli-i-i-ice Girl, you are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your boobs!"
"You done goofed"
and of course
"big tittied police girl"
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
When I had a phone I could actually find the record function on, I had the Hellsing into as a ringtone. Got a lot of interesting looks with that one.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
Narrrrgh, must have episode 3.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
Well, expect a fairly long wait. It was a year between the first and second.
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
Thank you for that. Almost painfully funny.
"I heard George Lucas."
"I heard George Lucas."
Maybe we're just jaded, but your villainy is not particularly impressive. -Ennesby
If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
Sanity is the process by which you continually adjust your beliefs so they are predictively sound. -esr
If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
Sanity is the process by which you continually adjust your beliefs so they are predictively sound. -esr
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
Yes, I watch these regularly now. And something is troubling me - in Ep 1, was that an Annoying Orange reference? (When Anderson says "Knife.")
Maybe we're just jaded, but your villainy is not particularly impressive. -Ennesby
If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
Sanity is the process by which you continually adjust your beliefs so they are predictively sound. -esr
If you know what you're doing, you're not learning anything. -Unknown
Sanity is the process by which you continually adjust your beliefs so they are predictively sound. -esr
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
I'm fairly certain it is.Greg wrote:Yes, I watch these regularly now. And something is troubling me - in Ep 1, was that an Annoying Orange reference? (When Anderson says "Knife.")
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.
Just got done watching episodes 3,4,5,and 6,............................ I think that they are out of ideas.
I still haven't heard any new cuss-words since 1969.
I still haven't heard any new cuss-words since 1969.
"Fair is fair; If somebody tries to kill you, kill them right back."
Captain Malcolm of Serenity
Captain Malcolm of Serenity