I've had several gay friends and 1 uncle. At 1st it seemed a bit weird, but then I realized that I never think about what my straight friends are doing in the bedroom, why should I care what my gay friends are doing in the bedroom?
In both cases, I really don't care, and it's sure as Hell none of my business.
What Chris said +1.
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I hope that you are all proud of yourselves. Libs have very few sound foundations in life and you've just shattered one of their main stereotypes about conservatives. What do they have left?
I know, it's that we are all hardcore Christians, er, and pagans and, um, atheists and agnostics.
Damn, that stereotype doesn't work either.
I know, it's that we are all hardcore Christians, er, and pagans and, um, atheists and agnostics.
Damn, that stereotype doesn't work either.
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I know, the world's gone to hell in a handbasket. Can't build a working stereotype anymore.1991A1 wrote:I hope that you are all proud of yourselves. Libs have very few sound foundations in life and you've just shattered one of their main stereotypes about conservatives. What do they have left?
I know, it's that we are all hardcore Christians, er, and pagans and, um, atheists and agnostics.
Damn, that stereotype doesn't work either.

Where will it end? Dogs and cats living together?
Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
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Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
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I'm guessing you were never on sea duty then? ...and never had to worry about dropping your soap?but then I realized that I never think about what my straight friends are doing in the bedroom, why should I care what my gay friends are doing in the bedroom?

Seriously though, the ironic thing about the whole "pushing values on others?" I finally quit doing theater as a young man because most of my castmates were either batting for the other team or switch hitting -- and were overbearingly evangelistic about it. Pushy? Them. Not me. The ironic part was that it was me that was newly "recommitted" evangelical Christian. However, I wasn't the one pushing anything on anyone in context of those friendships.
It wasn't the guys that were the problem -- it was the girls (straight as well as bi). It dawned on me finally, "Man oh man, I have to take a lesson from ol' Jacob and get outta Potipher's house. These chicks are dangerous." Earlier that year I had made a major life choice/recommitment, had said goodbye to some very (ahem) available girls and it was fish or cut bait. Ergo, goodbye theater.
Some of those castmates are doing well in theater. One got time on HBO doing standup about growing up gay in a hicktown. Others made it in NYNY. Some are dead. That's why I (respectfully and lovingly) call it a deathstyle -- not a lifestyle. Check the life expectancy of gay males w/out HIV. Yes, I said without HIV.
It was 41 last time I checked.
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You forgot haters.1991A1 wrote: I know, it's that we are all hardcore Christians, er, and pagans and, um, atheists and agnostics.

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Three words: Crazed Yaoi Fangirls.Cybrludite wrote:In the words of the Trade Federation leader, "Now there are two of them. This is getting out of hand!"Ben S wrote:I used to say I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body, but then I met my sister's freshman year roommate.
This girl, no kidding, believed that she was a gay man trapped in a woman's body. She was attracted to guys...but ONLY gay guys, and only wanted to have gay sex with them...even though she's a girl.
Apparently, it's not working out too well for her. Tough to find gay guys who want to have gay sex with a girl.It's rare, but there are in fact folks with that particular bent. Wouldn't surprise me much to find out about a real lesbian trapped in a man's body, and them having surgery to get free of it.


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Dub_James wrote:I know, the world's gone to hell in a handbasket. Can't build a working stereotype anymore.1991A1 wrote:I hope that you are all proud of yourselves. Libs have very few sound foundations in life and you've just shattered one of their main stereotypes about conservatives. What do they have left?
I know, it's that we are all hardcore Christians, er, and pagans and, um, atheists and agnostics.
Damn, that stereotype doesn't work either.
Where will it end? Dogs and cats living together?
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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Yup, back when they actually gave Murray snappy lines.
Them's was the days...
Them's was the days...
Oh, the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
-She Sells Sanctuary
The Cult
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
-She Sells Sanctuary
The Cult
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That we dislike the smell of vegetarians. They're gassy.1991A1 wrote:I hope that you are all proud of yourselves. Libs have very few sound foundations in life and you've just shattered one of their main stereotypes about conservatives. What do they have left?

How's this - Christian with pagan influences.I know, it's that we are all hardcore Christians, er, and pagans and, um, atheists and agnostics.
Damn, that stereotype doesn't work either.

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Kinda redundant, actually. Remind me again what fertility symbols like rabbits & eggs have to do with the Resurrection?DougWojtowicz wrote:How's this - Christian with pagan influences.

(BTW, Frankingun, sorry about the threadjacking...

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