I caught a rerun of Boondock Saints last night and got to thinking:
MacManus family prayer
or
Ezekiel 25:17
Which would you use when your nemesis is on his knees before you?
Final words...or not
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Final words...or not
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My favorite story of his ended with "...and so he went out the back door in his bathrobe, flipped the AK to 'Afrikaner', and started hosing the baboons off his tennis court." - Tam
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Re: Final words...
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
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Re: Final words...
What Randy (and Tuco) said. Maybe an action movie one-liner afterwards, but always shoot first.
"If it ain't the Devil's Music, you ain't doin' it right." - Chris Thomas King
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"When liberal democracies collapse, someone comes along who promises to make the trains run on time if we load the right people into them." - Tam K.
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Re: Final words...
I introduced the dame to a friend who's very close to my heart. Just a little down and left, to be specific. My friend is an eloquent speaker. He made three profound arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philosophical.
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Re: Final words...
I really honestly have never thought about that kind of situation. The idea of putting a gun to someones head and then making them say some words before I pulled the trigger would just creep me out. That's not me at all.
I just hope that when the time comes for me I'll meet the Reaper without fear and spit in his eye.
I've done that in the context of getting a kicking in street fights ( if you want to finish me then put me in a coma, because I'll just get back up again otherwise, like the stupid, stupid redneck that I am ) , but I knew that the guys beating me were only going to kill me by accident, rather than intent. Once you know that it's like a ride at at a theme park
I just hope that when the time comes for me I'll meet the Reaper without fear and spit in his eye.
I've done that in the context of getting a kicking in street fights ( if you want to finish me then put me in a coma, because I'll just get back up again otherwise, like the stupid, stupid redneck that I am ) , but I knew that the guys beating me were only going to kill me by accident, rather than intent. Once you know that it's like a ride at at a theme park

All my life I been in the dog house
I guess that just where I belong
That just the way the dice roll
Do my dog house song
I guess that just where I belong
That just the way the dice roll
Do my dog house song
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Re: Final words...
Where's the Magic Brownies??? Or None of the Above?
Maybe something like: "Go to HELL, you Mother f'cker!!" Or maybe even: "This is going to hurt you much more than its going to hurt me!"
EDIT: I voted just to even the poll out. 1-1

Maybe something like: "Go to HELL, you Mother f'cker!!" Or maybe even: "This is going to hurt you much more than its going to hurt me!"
EDIT: I voted just to even the poll out. 1-1


POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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Re: Final words...
I always like the Schlock Mercenary precursor to an asskicking. "For that which you are about to receive, I am grateful."
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Re: Final words...
I am partial to Hans Grubers response in Die Hard when Nakamura told him he didn't have the combination to the safe, so he would just have to shoot him:
"OK"
<BANG>
"We'll do it the hard way."
Or if you want to be more elaborate, how about Genghis Khan:
"O people, know that you have committed great sins, and that the great ones among you have committed these sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."
"OK"
<BANG>
"We'll do it the hard way."
Or if you want to be more elaborate, how about Genghis Khan:
"O people, know that you have committed great sins, and that the great ones among you have committed these sins. If you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."
"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne
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Re: Final words...
" It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have." (Will Munny, Unforgiven)
If you have to do it, just do it. Anything else added is just more poison in your memories later. That'd be my guess.
If you have to do it, just do it. Anything else added is just more poison in your memories later. That'd be my guess.
I'm not old--It's too early to be this late.
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Re: Final words...
Evil Overlord Rule #6: I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
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HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
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Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt