The Gun Counter

Now why would a zombie carry that around? If they were smart(Hey, they eat brains!), they'd try to blend in - something that you can't do while carrying around a tote with "ZOMBIES!" written all over it.

Maybe it's the old - hide in plain sight thing. We live in the land of the walking dead don't we???

I would buy one of those, keep it under a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide, stick something stupid in it like a collapsible hatchet, and throw in a note saying "Have fun with your staircase, sucker!"