It is hardly pointless - the point being to seperate mall ninjas from their money.CombatController wrote:Well, after much deep thought, I conclude that this device is pointless and dumb.
HTRN
Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
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HTRN
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HTRN
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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Fender Ketchup
Re: Gear Queers of the World All Spontaneously Orgasm
Hmm, how about one that handles all your guns at once? 1st the 1911, then the .38 snub, then the .32, then the Derringer. And make it disappear in a pants pocket.evan price wrote:If you want to make every high-speed, low-drag, Operator-wannabee, mall ninja simultaneously make a wet spot in their pants, invent one of these that dispenses not MAGAZINES, but instead, dispenses a New-York reload- it drops fully loaded Glock 19's at your command.
Tell me THAT wouldn't get the gear-whores hot and buttery in their nether regions!
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SoupOrMan
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Hmm. A gun-dispensing system? We're heading into Ultraviolet territory there.
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oilcrash
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HTRN wrote:Nah, what we need is camelbak for those 5 gallon cornelius kegs.rightisright wrote:Now they need to make a matching one for the other side that dispenses 12 oz beer bottles.
Just the thing for perimeter patrol.
<EDIT> Apparently, I'm not the only one to think this is a good idea</EDIT>
HTRN
Well there is the 25 liter camelbak
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HTRN
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Fill it with Margeritas
HTRN
HTRN
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt