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toad
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I was going for word play but "Little Richard" was pretty flamboyant even back in the Day. Excuse me while I go beat up my subconscious.
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308Mike
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I'd been told by some of the guys in Vice that is one of the reasons butt plugs were invented (their sphincters were too stretched out and either they needed to use adult diapers/tampons/or even regular butt plugs to help them keep everything inside while their involuntary body functions continued - one of the "Experiences of working in a Big City Department with a HUGE variety of demographic" of suspects and victims - you wind up knowing about stuff you'd rather NOT know about, nor EVER care to know about or understand!!!)!!!PawPaw wrote:Is that a gay reference? Don't get me started, especially since I've been drinking since noon.toad wrote:"Tuuti Fruti" high bean consumption?
Standing around the smoker today, my sons and I polished off a fifth of Hot Damn! cinnamon schnapps, just drinking from the neck, passing the bottle around.With Guiness chasers. I'm ow watching LSU lose to the Aggies, and I'm in the Beam.
Oh, whatthehell.[spoiler]My wife has a gay friend, Pat, who is the "bottom" partner of a twosome. Evidently, his partner is hung like a mule, and Pat has been reamed so thoroughly that he has no muscles left in his sphincter. That boy has uncontrollable gas and spends a lot of time in the men's room. If there was ever a "tutti-fruti", it's Pat.[/spoiler]
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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HTRN
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Don't believe everything you hear. Like the vibrator, it originated as a medical device in the late 19th century.308Mike wrote:I'd been told by some of the guys in Vice
HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
Describing what HTRN does as "antics" is like describing the wreck of the Titanic as "a minor boating incident" ~ First Shirt
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PawPaw
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:jacked:
We went from selling an AR to a thorough discussion of butt sex in 12 posts. Epic jacking of this thread.
I love this bar.
We went from selling an AR to a thorough discussion of butt sex in 12 posts. Epic jacking of this thread.
I love this bar.
Dennis Dezendorf
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First Shirt
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Yeah, only here! Anywhere else we'd all be banned!
But there ain't many troubles that a man caint fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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toad
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After some prostate reaming I was sharing a room with a guy behind a screen who was in a lot of pain. A doctor came in to discuss his upcoming surgery. I over heard the doctor saying "Well having a light bulb shoved up your behind and having it break wasn't a bright idea."