Drapes and home defense

[Weetabix]

"Wring his neck and eat him?"

I love this bar.

I'm at a client's house. His kid has pet ducks. It was all I could do not to ask how they taste.

[Greg]

"Wring his neck and eat him?"

I love this bar.

I'm at a client's house. His kid has pet ducks. It was all I could do not to ask how they taste.

Whatever you do, don't ask him about duck penises or explosive erections.

You're welcome.

[Captain Wheelgun]

I am SO not clicking those links.......

[Jered]

Since we're telling stories...

Last week, I was out mowing my lawn and listening to a podcast. I was kind of zoned out. I was also in my backyard. Well, some dude parked in my driveway, and wandered back to find me. He was looking for an address down the road. I about pulled my pistol on him because that's complete bullshit. You don't need to park in my driveway to find the address. Look at my mailbox. I think he got the message that he wasn't welcome.

It wasn't a small pistol, either. I was carrying my Beretta 92. What a fucking dumbshit.

[JKosprey]

I love this bar.

I'm at a client's house. His kid has pet ducks. It was all I could do not to ask how they taste.

Whatever you do, don't ask him about duck penises or explosive erections.

You're welcome.

I made the mistake of getting into waterfowl reproduction on a long bus ride to fort drum one day. My nickname since has been "duck penis" and I've had to re-tell the story to any new member of the unit. For a few months, one sergeant requested new and interesting animal reproductive facts, which led to me discovering the Australian echidna and their four headed penis...nature is weird.

[Denis]

I am SO not clicking those links.......

I made the mistake of getting into waterfowl reproduction ... My nickname since has been "duck penis".

You should have listened to the wisdom of the Captain...

[toad]

My apartment manager won't let me keep a back hoe on the lot with out paying extra. A body in a bag in the dumpster is a tad obvious. A wood chipper is just too noisy and messy. I don't have a car right now so hauling a body to the traditional Trinity river body dump area is out. Maybe some kind of label on a body bag to allay suspicion. "Warning Left Over Chinese Takeout." perhaps.

[Yogimus]

A bunch of (rude and annoying) teenie bopper girls showed up at my door at 830 in the morning, wanting to sell magazines, and they were canvasing the neighborhood in groups, ringing my bell 5 times before 10.. I printed out a couple of "Sexual predator notification" letters that I photoshopped up, (its my Halloween decoration) and stapled em to my front door. Solved the problem rather quick.

[Jered]

Since we're telling stories...

Last week, I was out mowing my lawn and listening to a podcast. I was kind of zoned out. I was also in my backyard. Well, some dude parked in my driveway, and wandered back to find me. He was looking for an address down the road. I about pulled my pistol on him because that's complete bullshit. You don't need to park in my driveway to find the address. Look at my mailbox. I think he got the message that he wasn't welcome.

It wasn't a small pistol, either. I was carrying my Beretta 92. What a fucking dumbshit.

And under currnet caselaw in WA you could be prosecuted.... not a good case, but if your county prosecutor was a bitch....

Open carry is legal here. I didn't pull my gun on the dude. And he was heading for my open shed...which is a Class B felony.

[Jered]

And under currnet caselaw in WA you could be prosecuted.... not a good case, but if your county prosecutor was a bitch....

Open carry is legal here. I didn't pull my gun on the dude. And he was heading for my open shed...which is a Class B felony.

Sorry, I meant if you HAD drawn on him, without clear proof of threat or intent.

I think I scared him enough.