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Re: How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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308Mike wrote:
Denis wrote:
SoupOrMan wrote:It's also a little-known fact that zombies actually hate bacon more than fervent Wahabbis do... it's also yet another reason why we must destroy all zombies.
That tore it. I was going to leave zombies alone if they left me alone, but that's an affront.
Just about every time I read or hear the word BACON, I instantly think of that dog food commercial where the dog is getting all excited over, BACON!!! BBAAAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOONNNNNNN, bacon, bacon, BACON, BACON!!! (pant, pant, pant, pant) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That makes the two of us, except that mostly I like to say "_____'s don't know it's not bacon." Popular in chow lines. :lol:
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Re: How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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I find there is symmetry in the universe when a zombie thread gets hijacked by Bacon....
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Re: How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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308Mike wrote:
Denis wrote:
SoupOrMan wrote:It's also a little-known fact that zombies actually hate bacon more than fervent Wahabbis do... it's also yet another reason why we must destroy all zombies.
That tore it. I was going to leave zombies alone if they left me alone, but that's an affront.
Just about every time I read or hear the word BACON, I instantly think of that dog food commercial where the dog is getting all excited over, BACON!!! BBAAAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOONNNNNNN, bacon, bacon, BACON, BACON!!! (pant, pant, pant, pant) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How To Survive A Zombie Attack

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CombatController wrote:I find there is symmetry in the universe when a zombie thread gets hijacked by Bacon....
That's because there's nothing we like more than shooting the undead and eating bacon. :mrgreen:


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