My wife was continually asking me if I was sure I didn't want to go to the ER. I asked, "For what? So they could give me an antibiotic shot, tape the wound shut, advise me on wound care and bandage management, then kick me out the door?" No thanks, I'll just stay home and provide my own wound care management. After all, other than the shot, the only other thing they'd do MIGHT be to give me a couple of stitches (which I don't need).
FARRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr, too many people run to the ER just because they have an owie that might be a little ugly (and yes, I'm typing this with my injured left hand index finger wrapped in a tight bandage).
WTF has happened to this nation of people who used to be able to stand on their own two feet, take care of their own problems, and treat their own minor wounds??? Granted in some areas, almost ALL the people waiting in the ER are here illegally. Even so............
Now if I was some scum-sucking-liberal, I'd be crying for some kind of device to limit just how sharp I might be allowed to make my knives.................. LOL!!



