Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French Pres Chirac

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Rustyv wrote:
308Mike wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
Isn't that the reason 22LR was invented?
Na, .22 CB Shorts would be much easier on the ears and should still get the job done.
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Maybe Pres. Chirac will want to join the next "Poodle Shoot & BBQ"

http://www.thegunzone.com/poodle_shoot.html
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You'd be depressed if you were Chiracs dog.
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308Mike wrote:
Fivetoes wrote:The story I heard was it was a Maltese Poodle mix.
The story linked above has a picture of his wife walking the furry mutt (named "Sumo"?):

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Former French First Lady Bernadette Chirac walks Sumo in this undated photo.
Which one is the dog? (bada room)
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I remember there being some issue with giving Prozac to adolescents because it had a tendency in small numbers to make the depression even worse. What exactly does it do to dogs?
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Rustyv wrote:
308Mike wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
Isn't that the reason 22LR was invented?
Why would the dog need a gun? It did a pretty good job with it's teeth...
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Erik wrote:
Rustyv wrote:
308Mike wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
Isn't that the reason 22LR was invented?
Why would the dog need a gun? It did a pretty good job with it's teeth...
Because leaving a wounded Socialist is just inhumane.
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Erik wrote:
Rustyv wrote:
308Mike wrote:Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
Isn't that the reason 22LR was invented?
Why would the dog need a gun? It did a pretty good job with it's teeth...
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