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Someone's Bible is missing a chapter...

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:18 pm
by Jered
Immigration officials informed Rodriguez that he is scheduled to be deported on June 29. On Monday, the El Salvadoran’s wife and three daughters filed a lawsuit against U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Department of Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) agency.
Blah, blah, blah.

Their home has Bibles strategically placed throughout to encourage frequent and lingering devotion.
The family faces religious deportation if we send dad back to El Salvador. They're 7th Day Adventists and 7th Day Adventists theoretically believe in the Bible.

Who here can guess what part of their Bibles must be missing?
:lol:

Re: Someone's Bible is missing a chapter...

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:27 pm
by Weetabix
It's not this is it?
"On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow and he shall work in her, in and again, 'til she bring him to his fall and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."

Re: Someone's Bible is missing a chapter...

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:56 am
by Jered
Wow. Good Bible.

Re: Someone's Bible is missing a chapter...

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2017 12:44 pm
by skb12172
Jered wrote:Wow. Good Bible.
Heh...very good Bible.