Burglar Earns Darwin Award While Evading Police

[Bob K]

Mike,

One of the guys was laughing so hard he pissed himself.

[Jered]

Wonder what killed him, the deceleration trauma or the concrete poisoning?

Omigod, there's somebody here with humor as dark as mine.

Many moons ago there was a laundry detergent called "Biz." Their commercials showed Mom sorting the laundry, "We Biz bag," for the dirtiest.

I was working as a reporter at the time, was called to the site of an accident, motorcyclist lost it, thrown off his bike on the expressway, literally cut in half, the long way, on the guard rail.

Got out of my car, said, "We Biz bag." Cops and ambulance workers dropped the body.

I'm such a sick bastard.

Actually, that's pretty funny.