A redneck for Obama

[1991A1]

I've heard of them on the news but until yesterday I never saw one with my own eyes.
There he was in front of me at a stoplight, driving a Ford pickup with two stickers on the tailgate telling me that I finally come in contact with the elusive species. Yes, there was a gun rack in the truck and it was cradling one of the tools of rednecks everywhere...a Red Ryder BB gun!

[Termite]

Well,

I know a couple of "rednecks" who said:

"Fine, the commie Super N****r won. His mouth has made promises that his ass can't keep. Let him and his stupid m****r f***ing pals seriously f**k things up for 4 years. We'll fix it, even if it takes a decade or more. And he and his m*****r f***ing commie friends will be finished. Forever."

Personally, I sent the following to a bunch of my web pals:

1. Obama being elected President: $1 billion.
2. Rebuilding a true conservative coalition: 2-8 yrs of $$$, sweat, and tears.
3. Never again having to listen to Jesse or Al whine about "Whitey keeping me down": Priceless