UK: Don't Lock Up Your Stuff
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Jered
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UK: Don't Lock Up Your Stuff
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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Fivetoes
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Re: UK: Don't Lock Up Your Stuff
England's motto has become
"Rape us in the ass, we won't squeal"
"Rape us in the ass, we won't squeal"
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mekender
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Re: UK: Don't Lock Up Your Stuff
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [after discovering Private Pyle's unlocked footlocker] Jesus H Christ. Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I don't know, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that don't you?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
“I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Thomas, a six time candidate for president for the Socialist Party, 1944