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Slogan?

We're like Blackwater, except without the impulse control.
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We couldn't agree on a slogan.
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Free DHS file after 200 posts!
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What caliber for Bear?
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Even escaping to a new forum won't save you this time!
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Guns save lives
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Insert Clever Slogan Here
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Is Gun, is shoot!
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workinwifdakids
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Post by workinwifdakids »

I prefer to find the diameter of a circle by converting Pi to an obscure currency using the day's exchange rate.

Today, for example, 3.14 American Dollars would trade for 21.87 Swedish Krona. Therefore, while a circle with a 12" diameter would yield a traditional circumference of 37.68", the actual circumference is 452.16". The formula would be C = 12 * SEK, and time-stamped with today's date and Greenwich Mean Time.
And may I say, from a moral point of view, I think there can be no justification for shoving snack cakes up your action.
--Weetabix
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Rich
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The Gun Counter

If fifty million people say a foolish thing,

then we might think about it.
A weak government usually remains a servant of citizens, while a strong government usually becomes the master of its subjects.
- paraphrased from several sources

A choice, not an echo. - Goldwater campaign, 1964
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SoupOrMan
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Post by SoupOrMan »

CByrneIV wrote:
CombatController wrote:Perhaps bowling shirts so you can conceal carry with it?
Plus I can just see a dozen of us in bowling shirts together... and it's like a fucking Tarrantino film.

Much cooler and more intimidating than t-shirts ;-)
Add Jerry Lewis to Quentin Tarantino and I'm there.

Also, if'n you're interested, I can get some information from a gamer pal of mine who does some sales work for bowlingshirts.com.

Also "Theguncounter.com - standing between you and the Truckdriving Zombie Bears"
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."

“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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SoupOrMan
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Or even better...

"Theguncounter.com - Our Logo Would Have Looked Funny On The Matching Chaps"
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."

“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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We're from The Gun Counter. DO NOT make us break out the chaps!
Cognosce teipsum et disce pati

"People come and go in our lives, especially the online ones. Some leave a fond memory, and some a bad taste." -Aesop
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We are from The Gun Counter and We Are Here to Help
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.

But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. -Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782
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The Wizard wrote:We are from The Gun Counter and We Are Here to Help
.........[from]
We are........The Gun Counter and Unlike the Government, We Are Here to Help!

Fixed it for you...
There is a certain type of mentality that thinks if you make certain inanimate objects illegal their criminal misuse will disappear!

Damn the TSA and Down with the BATF(u)E!
Support the J P F O to "Give them the Boot"!!
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The Wizard wrote:We are from The Gun Counter and We Are Here to Help

Reminds me of a slogan from a Combat Pistol program I used to participate in.

In hostage scenarios, the last thing you wanted to hear (and likely would hear) was "Hi, I'm from the Rod and Gun Club and I'm here to rescue you!" :mrgreen:
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
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Rod
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TheGunCounter - Insert your pithy gun quote here.

Names on pocket.
one can be a Democrat, or one can choose to be an American.
Good acting requires an imagination; reality requires a person not getting lost in their imagination.
"It's better to have a gun if you need it". Felix's opthamologist
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Ben Rumson
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Anything with assless chaps better have boobs on it.
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