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Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:09 am
by toad
I've been thinking about getting a cat so I can lick its ass to get the taste of current news out of my mouth ?

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 2:31 pm
by Precision
might be an improvement, but also might lead to being misidentified as a crazy cat lady. These liberals are gender identification inept...I know among all the other things they are inept at.

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 2:37 pm
by Gunnuts
toad wrote: Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:09 am I've been thinking about getting a cat so I can lick its ass to get the taste of current news out of my mouth ?
Won't help.

A cat would never have enough ass to begin to cover that.

In fact, I don't think there's enough ass of all kinds worldwide that would cover that. :|

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 3:55 pm
by Netpackrat
And it will probably only annoy the cat.

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:16 pm
by blackeagle603
I read that as "Should I eat a cat?"

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 12:45 am
by Frankingun
Get the cat anyway, it’ll help keep your mind off the real insurrection.

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:28 pm
by Vonz90
Cats are good, but don't lick it....

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:38 am
by Cybrludite
Not the sort of pussy you're supposed to lick.

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:01 pm
by Honer
You can get a cat, but I do not think that it will help to cope with this situation in the country

Re: Should I get a cat ?

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:12 pm
by Weetabix
blackeagle603 wrote: Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:16 pm I read that as "Should I eat a cat?"
Can't you get a Chinese virus from that?