The Babylon BeeDALLAS, PA—Pentecostals across the nation are swinging toward Biden after an event at Dallas High School in Pennsylvania. According to stunned witnesses, Biden became filled with the Spirit and uttered the incomprehensible word "trunalimunumaprzure" toward the end of his speech.
"Man -- I was leaning toward Trump," said local Assemblies of God pastor Chet Whipperton. "But Biden really brought the fire today. I haven't seen an outpouring like that since Trump tweeted the mysterious angelic phrase 'covfefe.' I haven't decided for sure, but Biden is looking pretty good after today."
Biden Polling Well Among Pentecostals After He Speaks In Tongues
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Biden Polling Well Among Pentecostals After He Speaks In Tongues
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Re: Biden Polling Well Among Pentecostals After He Speaks In Tongues
heh
That one was a hit with FB friends
That one was a hit with FB friends
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