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Yes. This is experience.

No fun picture, but I have a cat whose logic I don't understand. I have some meat scraps. I put them on a plate on the floor in the kitchen for him. He has to take the meat off the plate and carry it into another room to drop it on a rug before he can eat it.

I won't eat the canned cat food you bought me, and that I ate last week, but I'll lick my own asshole

Yeah I've had quite a few cats over the years.

My wife objects to phrases like "licks his own asshole." So the kids started referring to that particular opening as a chocolate starfish. I'm such a juvenile that I still laugh when they say that.

"Don't bother Sophie! She's polishing her starfish."

Weetabix wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:27 pm My wife objects to phrases like "licks his own asshole." So the kids started referring to that particular opening as a chocolate starfish. I'm such a juvenile that I still laugh when they say that.

"Don't bother Sophie! She's polishing her starfish."

I used to work out at a Gold's Gym in suburban NJ, old-man star fish abounded in the locker room

I was at that awkward age, too young to walk around the locker room naked, too old to bother trying to put my underwear on while keeping my towel around my waist .

Weetabix wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:27 pm My wife objects to phrases like "licks his own asshole." So the kids started referring to that particular opening as a chocolate starfish. I'm such a juvenile that I still laugh when they say that.

"Don't bother Sophie! She's polishing her starfish."

You're giving me very unfortunate Fred Durst/Limp Bizkit flashbacks.

We just grin and call it the butthole. Occasionally, when we're being clever it's the orifice. 'Agh cat get away from me, you were just messing with your orifice'.

Dog logic too...
Keep a bucket of fresh water in the kennel, cleaned and changed daily. Even had a heater for the winter.

Dogs run out of the kennel and go straight to the muddy puddles in the gravel driveway for a drink.

We just say the cat (or dog) is licking its chicago.

Weetabix wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:27 pm chocolate starfish.

I first heard that on the O&A show 20 years ago. You can blame them, if not for inventing it, then for popularizing it.

Rich Jordan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:16 pm We just say the cat (or dog) is licking its chicago.

NYFC? Baltimore? As a Caifornio, I'd have to go with San Francisco or WeHo.