Deep Thoughts
- SoupOrMan
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Re: Deep Thoughts
I was given an ultimatum but I had to ask if they had something better.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
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So they really gave you a penultimatum?SoupOrMan wrote:I was given an ultimatum but I had to ask if they had something better.
Maybe we're just jaded, but your villainy is not particularly impressive. -Ennesby
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- SoupOrMan
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Maybe?
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds
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- HTRN
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Ooh was it a nice penultimatem, like a Parker?Greg wrote:So they really gave you a penultimatum?SoupOrMan wrote:I was given an ultimatum but I had to ask if they had something better.
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- Odahi
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I was talking to a guy at work, and he said his girlfriend is a vegetarian, and won't eat anything with a face. So, I say, she is a "faceist." What does she have against plants? "Plants are people too!"
In related news, the Kzinti say, "It doesn't take much courage to sneak up on a blade of grass."
In related news, the Kzinti say, "It doesn't take much courage to sneak up on a blade of grass."
Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly, assholes gotta ass, until the day they die.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
- evan price
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What if Elon Musk had a silent partner who was fairly fiscally conservative?
What if they had a falling out about the amount of money being spent on space projects, flame throwers, etc?
What if this argument became violent and, in a fit of rage, the silent partner was killed?
Where would Elon Musk hide a body?
http://www.space.com/39612-spacex-starm ... views.html
What if they had a falling out about the amount of money being spent on space projects, flame throwers, etc?
What if this argument became violent and, in a fit of rage, the silent partner was killed?
Where would Elon Musk hide a body?
http://www.space.com/39612-spacex-starm ... views.html
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Re: Deep Thoughts
When I am in a sober mood I worry, work and think
When I am in a drunken mood I gamble, fight and drink
But when my time is over and all moods have come to pass
I hope they bury me facing down so the world can kiss my ass.
I'm not allowed to run the train, the whistle I can't blow
I'm not allowed to say how far the railroad cars can go
I'm not allowed to shoot off steam, or even clang the bell
But let it jump the God damned track and see who catches Hell
When I am in a drunken mood I gamble, fight and drink
But when my time is over and all moods have come to pass
I hope they bury me facing down so the world can kiss my ass.
I'm not allowed to run the train, the whistle I can't blow
I'm not allowed to say how far the railroad cars can go
I'm not allowed to shoot off steam, or even clang the bell
But let it jump the God damned track and see who catches Hell
- skb12172
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Was Dead Reckoning ever alive? Ok, I know that one. It's actually Ded Reckoning, short for "Deduced."
Was Dead Reckoning ever alive? Ok, I know that one. It's actually Ded Reckoning, short for "Deduced."
There must be an end to this intimidation by those who come to this great country, but reject its culture.
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I like babies, but the local supermarket doesn't have them in small enough chunks to fit my refrigerator freezer compartment.
I notice the SJW's are starting to act like little yap dogs trying to pass peach pits, they just quiver and cry 'cause things are coming out the way they want.
I remember that when Dinkins was mayor of New York City and the judges were turning the goblins lose, that the rich folks got upset when they and theirs were attacked. So some of them started hiring Asian gangsters to take out the trash for them.
That may come around again. Cheaper than hiring lawyers for a lot of instances.
I notice the SJW's are starting to act like little yap dogs trying to pass peach pits, they just quiver and cry 'cause things are coming out the way they want.
I remember that when Dinkins was mayor of New York City and the judges were turning the goblins lose, that the rich folks got upset when they and theirs were attacked. So some of them started hiring Asian gangsters to take out the trash for them.
That may come around again. Cheaper than hiring lawyers for a lot of instances.
- Weetabix
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If someone takes a vow of silence... are they allowed to text?
Note to self: start reading sig lines. They're actually quite amusing. :D