The Gun Counter

When she's trying to kill 300 or so people.

TL;DR- Little old lady flings a handful of change into an airliner engine for "good luck."

For fuck's sake.....

I got nothin'...

They seem to have trouble understanding how planes work over there.

That only works for orcs, and only when they throw a chicken into the tail rotor.

Captain Wheelgun wrote:That only works for orcs, and only when they throw a chicken into the tail rotor.

ISWYDT.

Beating? How about tossing some anti-werewolf medication at her forehead.

Now that I've picked up a side job to finance my other activities at (REDACTED), I have to say I wouldn't put this sort of thing past the average American if we still let people enter planes via anything but a weird steerable tube.

And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.

Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.

Seriously. Kill yourself.

Jericho941 wrote:Now that I've picked up a side job to finance my other activities at (REDACTED), I have to say I wouldn't put this sort of thing past the average American if we still let people enter planes via anything but a weird steerable tube.

And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.

Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.

Seriously. Kill yourself.

American levels of pure batshit crazy superstition are NOTHING compared to Asians.

This may amuse you all, but at home I've become something of a sitzpinkler, because of nighttime piss runs. Even without my glasses in total darkness it lets me piss with perfect nothing-to-clean-up-later accuracy.

In a public restroom? I do not lift the seat, because I am not, repeat not, going to touch that seat. Not even with someone else's hands.

Greg wrote:

Jericho941 wrote:Now that I've picked up a side job to finance my other activities at (REDACTED), I have to say I wouldn't put this sort of thing past the average American if we still let people enter planes via anything but a weird steerable tube.

And this is accounting for religious/superstitious beliefs, not people who simply do things because they are assholes. It is one thing if someone following a religious edict makes a mess from washing his feet in a sink. It is another thing entirely if he decides he is done with his chaw and discards it in the middle of taking a shower.

Also if you're not going to lift a toilet seat to take a piss, kill yourself.

Seriously. Kill yourself.

American levels of pure batshit crazy superstition are NOTHING compared to Asians.

This may amuse you all, but at home I've become something of a sitzpinkler, because of nighttime piss runs. Even without my glasses in total darkness it lets me piss with perfect nothing-to-clean-up-later accuracy.

In a public restroom? I do not lift the seat, because I am not, repeat not, going to touch that seat. Not even with someone else's hands.

We have people at work who obviously don't understand how toilets, and their associated seats, work. I'm pretty sure some people squat with their feet on top of the seat, it's the only explanation for shit on the wall behind the toilet. It's depressing how often I walk into a toilet stall, mutter "How the fuck did you get shit THERE?" and walk back out.

When I'm elected President the citizenship test, and the application for any temporary visas, and even entry to the country as a tourist, will require a working understanding of American plumbing fixtures and their proper usage. Failure will have your nasty ass on the next plane back to where you came from.