The Gun Counter

Understanding technology: B+
Understanding venomous reptiles: F

Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?

Netpackrat wrote:Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?

But there's no paperwork involved to interpret, so no, I doubt he's a lawyer - maybe a politician trying to prove how brave he is???

Netpackrat wrote:Maybe he's a lawyer. Did you ever think about that?

It wouldn't change the math.
But I'd be happier about any untoward outcome.

Never happen though. Professional courtesy, and all that.

Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.

Ba-da-bing!

Netpackrat wrote:

Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.

Ba-da-bing!

Thought that was sharks.

Greg wrote:

Netpackrat wrote:

Aesop wrote:Professional courtesy, and all that.

Ba-da-bing!

Thought that was sharks.

No, according to a Squadron Officer School classmate of mine (who quit the bar to join the AF as an aircraft maintenance officer, and fought hard to keep from being assigned as a JAG) it applies to venomous snakes as well.

You can tell if a lawyer was driving down the road by looking for rattlesnakes sunning themselves in the middle. Normal people there are tire tracks over the snake. If it was a lawyer then there are skid marks leading up to the snake as the lawyer locked up his brakes, due to professional courtesy.

I thought it was that you could tell the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road by the skid marks in front of the skunk.

Wow, going from "Objection!" to "Hmmm, yeah, if you could all come in on Saturday for a 16 turn 12 turn 8 that'd be greaaaaat" seems like a terrible penance.

There must be someone else there, too.

So...two stupids...