An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.
Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.
"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.
Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."
“I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Thomas, a six time candidate for president for the Socialist Party, 1944
That's just great...some old guy gets the nerve to have a romp with the little lady and she doesn't want to give it up and she calls the cops to scare the wood off of him. Bitch!
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
