The Gun Counter

"What's wrong Mr. Tacticool?", "My latest idea failed spectacularly.", "Tell me about it.", Well sub sonic rounds for the AR don't generate enough pressure to cycle the action for repeat shots. So I kind of adapted an idea from David Drake and mounted a nitrogen bottle on the fore end and routed a pipe with a one way valve and an electrically activated valve to the gas block. The idea was to have both semi-auto fire or a brief burst of full auto.", "What went wrong?" , "Well the gas was too cold and it froze the bolt to the carrier during extraction. Then the bolt couldn't enter the ramp. My design failed due to an Icy B M." (rim shot)

toad wrote:"What's wrong Mr. Tacticool?", "My latest idea failed spectacularly.", "Tell me about it.", Well sub sonic rounds for the AR don't generate enough pressure to cycle the action for repeat shots. So I kind of adapted an idea from David Drake and mounted a nitrogen bottle on the fore end and routed a pipe with a one way valve and an electrically activated valve to the gas block. The idea was to have both semi-auto fire or a brief burst of full auto.", "What went wrong?" , "Well the gas was too cold and it froze the bolt to the carrier during extraction. Then the bolt couldn't enter the ramp. My design failed due to an Icy B M." (rim shot)

GROAN!!!!

Of course it could also mean Bowel Movement!!

It does shit where it eats...

could have just made a lighter buffer spring.

Yogimus wrote:could have just made a lighter buffer spring.

Not tactical enough.

toad wrote:"What's wrong Mr. Tacticool?", "My latest idea failed spectacularly.", "Tell me about it.", Well sub sonic rounds for the AR don't generate enough pressure to cycle the action for repeat shots. So I kind of adapted an idea from David Drake and mounted a nitrogen bottle on the fore end and routed a pipe with a one way valve and an electrically activated valve to the gas block. The idea was to have both semi-auto fire or a brief burst of full auto.", "What went wrong?" , "Well the gas was too cold and it froze the bolt to the carrier during extraction. Then the bolt couldn't enter the ramp. My design failed due to an Icy B M." (rim shot)

Well your ammunition isn't based on liberating ions from a polymer matrix, so there's your problem right there.

Mr. Tacticool had previously eaten a pizza with anchovies, and I suspect at least one of them was bad. This had a bad effect on his thinking and I believed he suffered from minnow pause.

Mr. Tacticool was recently in a defensive gun use situation. Him and his girlfriend Polly Mermag were out one night when the couple was attacked. The assailant went after Polly. She screamed "Shoot him with your .44! Shoot him with your .44!" However, Mr. Tacticool didn't have his .44 on him, so he shot the assailant twice with his .22.

Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....

Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....

Must resist the urge to misuse the power of the Ban Hammer.....

Due to foam earplug never coming in tactical colors, Mr. Tacticool never used them at the range and thus has hearing problems. He always seems to mishear lyrics to songs. For example, I hear him mangle an old Johnny Cash tune, singing "I shot a man in Reno once, using a forty-five" and the Bee-Gees "Ah, ah, ah, ah, shootin' a 9, shootin' a 9."