The Gun Counter

Posted on FB by Mike V's Corner. The image probably isn't safe for work (adult, but completely natural):

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Heh. Knew a guy who was hunting bear, and came upon a brown bear fighting with a bull moose. The moose was putting up a good fight, but was getting the worst part of it and the final result seemed inevitable. He watched the spectacle for a while, then remembered he was hunting bear, so he shot the bear. The moose almost immediately sensed that something had changed, turned around, and kicked the shit out of the bear with its hind legs, then departed the area. When the bear was skinned, there were holes in its hide where the moose's hooves had penetrated.

Perhaps the moose should have been doing it that way from the beginning...

I hope he waited until the moose finished and lit a cigarette. No one wants to go out before they're done; it'd be the worst case of coitus interuptus.

dfwmtx wrote:I hope he waited until the moose finished and lit a cigarette. No one wants to go out before they're done; it'd be the worst case of coitus interuptus.

Not to mention that letting him finish ensures the NEXT generation....

Wasn't there a French Prime Minister who went out while doing it with his mistress?
Felix Faure'. And Nelson Rockefeller.

If you're gonna whack me you better let me finish

Jericho941 wrote:If you're gonna whack me you better let me finish

That's just basic courtesy.