The Gun Counter

This certainly DESERVES a face-palm (it was posted by Mike V's Corner on Facebook):

my wife says, "that's why women don't have penises."

That there is just instinct kicking in.

Maybe if she'd spit on it first...

Aesop wrote:That there is just instinct kicking in.

Maybe if she'd spit on it first...

Another one for early entry in "Best of the Year"

You sure that's a woman?

I've seen someone put the buffer in backwards on an M-16 in boot camp, but this has that beat...

See now this is just wrong guys. It's not the woman's fault.

If you design a weapon to intentionally be extremely phallic so any infantryman can get it pointed in the right direction without thinking (i.e. the direction they're used to seeing the head go in) then you shouldn't be shocked that when a woman gets her hands on it she orients it in the way SHE'S used to seeing the head go.

She's just following the intent of the design as made for the most moronic infantryman in the universe.

I guess we should be fortunate that she is putting it in the right hole at least...

I guess if they REALLY wanted to make it fool-proof, they'd shape the rocket motor and opening rectangular (or even triangular) in shape to make it more obvious (while keeping the warhead round). But you'd STILL have someone who'd try and force a round object into a square hole!!