Moron Extaordinaire - Let's DIVE into a Cactus!!!!

[308Mike]

As I said in my FaceBook post:

Now WHY, **WHY**, would ANYONE deliberately DO something like this??????

This IDIOT is headed towards a Darwin Award somewhere down the line!!! I sure hope he never reproduces and pass down the MORON genes to any offspring!! AESOP, I can't WAIT to read your comments regarding this moron (he'll probably run for elected office once he ages a couple years (if he EVER gets there)!!!!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cactus Body Slam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

[tfbncc]

Well, he'll only do that once.

LMAO...when he starts to scream I keep laughing harder.

[Netpackrat]

WTF, over.

[evan price]

Dunno wtf he thought was going to happen. But when he started squealing like a slaughter hog it made me larf out loud.

[Aesop]

The true unbelievable stupid was his friends pulling him out. There should be a law against that.

Stupid sonofabitch jumped in, so he should have been left to his own devices to get out, and the camera left on and pointed at him until it ran out of power or recording capacity.

I can recall needing needlenose pliers to get one cholla ball out of my hand after a helo insertion in Chocolate Mtns.
Those little mofos have reverse spines at the tip or each barb like the point of a fishhook to prevent removal after insertion.
Anybody so monumentally moronic as to dive near naked into an entire plant of them should have that video as his dating site intro, to ensure his line ends here.
I think if I'd been walking by, and he'd gotten himself extricated, I'd have pushed him back in, for the same reason herd animals kill their own weak members proactively, and the sheer pleasure of the act.

And also because listening to his whinging is therapeutic, in the same way watching other people on daytime talk shows, People's Court, or COPS relieves one's anxiety or feelings of self-doubt.


Oh, and this is also why we plant cactus on smuggling trails near the southern border, and water it until its well-established. There's nothing funnier than coming back a month or three later and finding bloody clothes fragments amidst a newly transplanted patch.

[Greg]

Well, he'll only do that once.

What makes you think that?

He's part of a group that does these sorts of things repeatedly, and films it for youtube. Did you not notice the other 'CoP' videos featuring cactus?

Enjoy 'cactus dodgeball', with extra bonus pig-screaming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24xeMUpvwCY

Or possibly 'ultimate wedgie jumping'. Ends in a bit of pig-screaming as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvfw89chlfQ

LMAO...when he starts to scream I keep laughing harder.

Then watch the dodgeball one.

[tfbncc]

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! Not only is he stupid, he has accomplices!

I had to stop watching. That much stupidity too early in the morning makes my head hurt.

[Greg]

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! Not only is he stupid, he has accomplices!

I had to stop watching. That much stupidity too early in the morning makes my head hurt.

People will do some funny shit to try to get noticed.

[Aglifter]

There's stuff in TX called "dog cactus" which can go through a leather boot...

Might cure them of that stupidity...

[MarkD]

My wife encountered a cactus in AZ one time that jumped onto her as she walked by, they build up a static charge and spread their seeds by being attracted to whatever walks by. I think her jacket still has some spines in it.

As for the video, that guy is going to have "Is The Camera On?" on his tombstone.