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Chuck Norris isn't bothered by little things like aerodynamics.

Glorious

JustinR wrote:Chuck Norris isn't bothered by little things like aerodynamics.

Chuck Norris corners aerodynamics, takes it's lunch money, then gives it a swirly, leaving it in the bathroom crying for it's mommy.

What, you actually got two C-5s to fly?

At the same time?!

Jericho941 wrote:What, you actually got two C-5s to fly?

At the same time?!

That's the miracle of Chuck Norris.

Thanks for bringing us the opening of WingWalker, Texas Ranger.

I heard they had to replace the stunt men with Navy Seals, because the stunt guys kept falling off, so it took like 9 takes to get it just right.

They once built Chuck a private washroom and water closet for location shoots in Texas. You may know it as the since-cancelled SuperCollider.

The planes were digitally added. Chuck Norris doesn't let gravity tell him what to do.

Aesop wrote:Thanks for bringing us the opening of WingWalker, [strike]Texas[/strike] Airborne Ranger.

FIFY.