The Gun Counter

Somebody needs to fix the typos.

They left out that it readily accepts a sniper scope, and can attach a ferocious bayonet for drive-by stabbings.
Also, let's note for the record that it fires a cop-killer armor piercing round, and that legitimate sportsmen have no need for a .30 caliber weapon holding 5 rounds and firing from a closed bolt, because those are military weapons of war, not hunting firearms. And due to its relatively short size, it practically crawls into childrens' hands and begs them to shoot their buddies, and it's also readily concealable for stick-ups, being the weapon of choice for criminals.

That would about hit all the highlights.

Next, maybe ginning one up for muzzle loaders (pistol and rifle) would be appropriate.

The flyer should also contain the actual Brady Ctr. phone number though. They deserve all the nuisance calls they can handle 24/7/365.

Ugh. Misuse of its and it's is a pet peave. Sorry.

I would have used a picture of a mauser.

Edit it to add that certain models have an internal bayonet.

And some of the M-39's have ... A PISTOL GRIP!!1!!!eleventy!

Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, it's still hard to tell for sure that it's parody.

Kommander wrote:I would have used a picture of a mauser.

that made me laugh.

This picture was incorrectly labeled. All text should refer to it as an AK-47, since 'AK-47' is Russian for "gun".

free_me wrote:Ugh. Misuse of its and it's is a pet peave. Sorry.

Pet Peeve.