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How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:44 pm
by Odahi
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and Dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Talk to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:12 pm
by rightisright
And beer.
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:42 pm
by Jered
Odahi wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:46 pm
by Lokidude
Jered wrote:Odahi wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?
I figure its applicable for either persuasion.
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:53 pm
by Jered
Lokidude wrote:Jered wrote:Odahi wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?
I figure its applicable for either persuasion.
If I had a naked guy bearing a plate of food show up at my house, it would not impress me.
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:25 am
by Odahi
Hey, I didn't WRITE it, I just STOLE it.
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:50 am
by Steamforger
Jered wrote:Lokidude wrote:Jered wrote:
Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?
I figure its applicable for either persuasion.
If I had a naked guy bearing a plate of food show up at my house, it would not impress me.
It just means there are some unguarded nukes in the upper Midwest....
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:46 pm
by Windy Wilson
Now I've got Bob Dylan's "It ain't me, babe" running through my head.
That reminds me of the cartoon of how to turn a woman on that looks like an instrument panel from three mile Island, with the corresponding one for men a light switch.
Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:48 pm
by Jericho941
Jered wrote:Lokidude wrote:Jered wrote:
Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?
I figure its applicable for either persuasion.
If I had a naked guy bearing a plate of food show up at my house, it would not impress me.
I dunno, I might be impressed. I still wouldn't want the dude or the food for that matter.