Top Ten Indications that........
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:02 pm
....your employer has switched to the Obama health care plan.
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," and this is not a
typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100%: "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S
HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.