An Airplane Flight Ends less badly than it might.
Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:43 am
Barak Obama, Sonia Sotomayor, a Boy Scout, and a Catholic Cardinal are flying in an airplane when it develops engine trouble. The pilot announces this by taking a parachute and leaving the airplane.
The four search the airplane and find there are only three parachutes.
Barak Obama says, "I am the leader of the free world, I should have a parachute," puts one on, and leaves the airplane.
Sonia Sotomayor says, "I am a Wise Latina, I should have a parachute, puts one on, and leaves the airplane.
The Cardinal turns to the Boy Scout and says, "My son, I have lived a long life, I have tried to always be good to to others, I am ready to meet God, you take the parachute."
The Boy Scout says, "Father, there are still two parachutes. The wise Latina took my knapsack."
The four search the airplane and find there are only three parachutes.
Barak Obama says, "I am the leader of the free world, I should have a parachute," puts one on, and leaves the airplane.
Sonia Sotomayor says, "I am a Wise Latina, I should have a parachute, puts one on, and leaves the airplane.
The Cardinal turns to the Boy Scout and says, "My son, I have lived a long life, I have tried to always be good to to others, I am ready to meet God, you take the parachute."
The Boy Scout says, "Father, there are still two parachutes. The wise Latina took my knapsack."
