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One day, after shift, I stopped by Wal-Mart to pick up some stuff on my list. After checking out, I went to the parking lot where I saw a little blonde gal standing beside her car, clicking her key fob. She had a perplexed look on her face and she waved me over, because I was in uniform.

"I can't get into my car. It's locked me out."

I took the fob from her hand, hit the unlock button. Nothing. So, I used the key, put it in the lock and unlocked the door. She was amazed. "You can open the car with the key?"

"Yes, Ma'am. You can also take your fob into Wal-Mart and they'll install a new battery."

PawPaw wrote:One day, after shift, I stopped by Wal-Mart to pick up some stuff on my list. After checking out, I went to the parking lot where I saw a little blonde gal standing beside her car, clicking her key fob. She had a perplexed look on her face and she waved me over, because I was in uniform.

"I can't get into my car. It's locked me out."

I took the fob from her hand, hit the unlock button. Nothing. So, I used the key, put it in the lock and unlocked the door. She was amazed. "You can open the car with the key?"

"Yes, Ma'am. You can also take your fob into Wal-Mart and they'll install a new battery."

I so hope this is a joke........

I so hope this is a joke........

Nope, true story. Wal-Mart in Pineville. Late March/early April as I recall.

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