janeane garofalo (spit) married 20 years.

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Seems this bimbo doesn't even remember getting married. And she's supposed to be some fantastic intellectual with the left. Story here, but be warned, it's the HuffPo. I thought the story and the comments were so funny, they belonged here.
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Rod wrote:Seems this bimbo doesn't even remember getting married. And she's supposed to be some fantastic intellectual with the left. Story here, but be warned, it's the HuffPo. I thought the story and the comments were so funny, they belonged here.
That guy dodged a huge bullet...
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Maybe the IRS will go after her for 20 years of fraudulent tax returns...
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Netpackrat wrote:Maybe the IRS will go after her for 20 years of fraudulent tax returns...
You can still file single/individual if you have separate savings/checking accounts and own property apart from your spouse. Plenty of married people do it if their spouse has bad credit. As much as she Can't Understand Normal Thinking, there's probably nothing illegal about it.
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I want to see a show of hands of all who DID NOT get drunk and do something stupid ~20 years ago.
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Flintlock Tom wrote:I want to see a show of hands of all who DID NOT get drunk and do something stupid ~20 years ago.
Push it back around 46 years and I can agree with your statement. But I NEVER got THAT drunk or THAT stupid. This was an epic "drunk and stupid" episode.
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Flintlock Tom wrote:I want to see a show of hands of all who DID NOT get drunk and do something stupid ~20 years ago.
Not me, nope, nope, nope. ;)

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Flintlock Tom wrote:I want to see a show of hands of all who DID NOT get drunk and do something stupid ~20 years ago.
20 years ago, I was at Lackland Air Force Base going through my second week of basic. I can honestly say I was not drunk at the time.
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Flintlock Tom wrote:I want to see a show of hands of all who DID NOT get drunk and do something stupid ~20 years ago.
Well, I was 12, so... there was no insobriety involved... :mrgreen:
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Well, for me, it was 40 years ago and I wasn't drunk for the entire time, but, I got married and regretted it. All participants managed to survive and learn from the experience.
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