Why I Don't Do Sushi

[Darrell]

AKA Monster Roll. Found via Random Nuclear Strikes:

http://vimeo.com/45725037

[Mud_Dog]

That was pretty awesome, I'm totally showing that to my friends!

[Yogimus]

"Do you have a fork?"

[Kommander]

"Do you have a fork?"

I was at a local Asian food place a few months ago and I was about halfway through handily conquering my plate with the provided chopsticks when the waitress asked if I wanted a fork. I thought I was doing a good job!

[TheIrishman]

"Do you have a fork?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnpoxUIE2lU

[Darrell]

That reminds me... I once took a ladyfriend out for lunch at a local japanese place. They served yakitori and such, but sushi had just come into style, so they had a sushi bar as well. She ordered the sushi, I had yakitori. She was kinda hoity toity, and went on and on about the time she lived in Japan, how sushi was good for you, made you strong, etc. etc. I just nodded and ate, being polite. She finished her sushi, then picked up the small green lump (about the size of the end joint of a little finger), put it in her mouth, chewed it a time or two, then swallowed it. I smiled and said nothing. She sat there a moment, then her face turned red... she looked just like in cartoons, as if her head was about to explode. She jumped up and ran to the ladies' room. I maintained my composure until she left, then had a good laugh. She returned some minutes later, looking rather the worse for wear. I was sympathetic. The green lump was wasabi, of course, which she'd just eaten like candy.

[Mud_Dog]

The green lump was wasabi, of course, which she'd just eaten like candy.

Maybe she shouldn't have listened to Jean Reno....

[Rod]

The green lump was wasabi, of course, which she'd just eaten like candy.

Maybe she shouldn't have listened to Jean Reno....

That movie(Wasabi) is on netflix streaming, I'm going to watch it. That scene was hilarious.

[Mud_Dog]

The green lump was wasabi, of course, which she'd just eaten like candy.

Maybe she shouldn't have listened to Jean Reno....

That movie(Wasabi) is on netflix streaming, I'm going to watch it. That scene was hilarious.

You will not be disappointed. I prefer the original french dubbing with english subtitles, mostly because of one minor scene that doesn't translate well about mid movie.

[Rod]

That movie is a must see. It's hilarious, at least to me.