The Gun Counter

Courtesy Curmudgeonly and Skeptical:

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."

Courtesy of Argus Hamilton:

Queen Elizabeth celebrates her Diamond Jubilee in London Friday. Her era has been epic. France's president complained in a Paris disco Monday that all the songs were in English, but if it weren't for the English-speaking peoples all the songs would be in German.

Who to visit Paris with:

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I did a verbal presentation of this to a group of young guys one time, and one of them was practically rolling on the ground. I told him, "Gee I didn't think it was that funny?" He then gasped out, "My grandfather was in the SS and I can't wait to tell him."