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The complete rulebook for fight-club

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:13 am
by Yogimus
We are all familiar with the first 8 rules of fight club. But what would the rulebook look like after 13 (16 by novel) years?

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rule 73: Members will not park in the reserved parking areas, except on weekends and holidays.

Re: The complete rulebook for fight-club

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:02 am
by Guncrazy
Rule 102: All paperwork, including personal injury waivers, medical release forms and proof of insurance, must be notarized and filed at least two business days prior to fight.

Re: The complete rulebook for fight-club

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:23 pm
by SoupOrMan
Rule 177: NO POOFTERS!

Re: The complete rulebook for fight-club

Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:40 pm
by randy
Rule 180: There is NO, Rule 180