Guns are BETTER than women because… 2nd

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Guns are BETTER than women because…

They only like one size caliber, and don’t want something bigger.
You don’t have to worry if the gun is past it’s 18th birthday before first taking it out shooting.
Some older guns become smoother and more classy with age. (Wait, this doesn’t just apply to guns does it...)
A gun doesn’t mind if you dress it up with fancy accessories to make it look/perform better.
Guns are LIKE women because…
Both require smelly cleaning solutions.
Curves on one remind you of the other.
Occasionally, they don’t go bang when you want them to.
The ones not treated with respect tend to get their revenge.
Sometimes, you just can’t figure out what the friggin Hell is wrong with them.
You can rent one to try it out first, to see if you like it and no one looks at you funny…