Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

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Not in any way, shape, or form safe for work, children, grown-ups, or pretty much anyone, really. Funny as hell, though...

Episode 1
Episode 2, ya Protestant fook-bucket.
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"Give that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons." :lol:
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It has it's own tropes page.

Some of the best lines...

"BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!"
"Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put them in a hearse!"
"Oh, fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"
"WELCOME TO EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M SAUCEBOSS, AND TONIGHT WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!"
"But if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you'll find some way to forgive me"
"Police girl… Poli-i-i-ice Girl, you are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your boobs!"
"You done goofed"
and of course
"big tittied police girl" :lol:
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When I had a phone I could actually find the record function on, I had the Hellsing into as a ringtone. Got a lot of interesting looks with that one.
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Narrrrgh, must have episode 3.
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Well, expect a fairly long wait. It was a year between the first and second.
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Thank you for that. Almost painfully funny.

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Yes, I watch these regularly now. And something is troubling me - in Ep 1, was that an Annoying Orange reference? (When Anderson says "Knife.")
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Greg wrote:Yes, I watch these regularly now. And something is troubling me - in Ep 1, was that an Annoying Orange reference? (When Anderson says "Knife.")
I'm fairly certain it is.
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Just got done watching episodes 3,4,5,and 6,............................ I think that they are out of ideas.


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