It seems a good time for it.
So, Dad is reading a bedtime story to his little girl.
"Daddy, do all fairy tales start with, 'Once upon a time'?"
"No sweety, some start out with, 'If I am elected.'"
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. " - Mark Twain
Political humor
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Aaron
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Political humor
If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom,...Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you...; and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.
-Samuel Adams
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Frankingun
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Re: Political humor
What I find humorous is the endless rectal exams of every politician's plans for [strike]world domination[/strike] their next term. Like any bill they could get introduced would look anything like the "plan" by the time it was passed.