The Gun Counter

You lefties are doomed. By this time next week, you be wearing pyjamas in a concentration camp. No more tofu, no more chardonay, and no recycling.

I was, like all telemarketers, forced to look for another job after that arch-fiend Harper trampled democratic priniciples and the rights of women to choice, by passing that fascist-reactionary act that has annihiliated so many hopes and dreams of telemarketers.