Republican or Conservative: Which is more Evil?

[DougWojtowicz]

I'm pretty sure I was pushing the boundaries of good taste with the watered down grumblings I DID say.

'Course, if this had been Fin Addicts Online, I'd have had to substitute "nailbat wrapped in issues of the Dart Miniseries" for the first option. Considering how sucky that miniseries was, you'd have preferred the 15" ribbed black knobbler with razor sharp accutrements to that.

[FelixEstrella]

I'm pretty sure I was pushing the boundaries of good taste with the watered down grumblings I DID say.

15" rubber phalic device? Good lord man!!!!

[HTRN]

good taste

Good taste.. HERE?! When did that happen?


HTRN

[DougWojtowicz]

I'm pretty sure I was pushing the boundaries of good taste with the watered down grumblings I DID say.

15" rubber phalic device? Good lord man!!!!

Well, a life-sized one would be too unwieldy to smack someone with.

What do you mean 15" isn't 1:6 scale?

[Dub_James]

I'm pretty sure I was pushing the boundaries of good taste with the watered down grumblings I DID say.

15" rubber phalic device? Good lord man!!!!

Wide or long?

[mekender]

I'm pretty sure I was pushing the boundaries of good taste with the watered down grumblings I DID say.

15" rubber phalic device? Good lord man!!!!

Wide or long?

from the floor!

[Dub_James]

from the floor!

Ur my hero

[esa5444]

good taste

Good taste.. HERE?! When did that happen?


HTRN

Remember that time your computer broke and you disappeared for a month?

Oh speaking of good taste, let me tell you about the Baby Oven project. The Bio-e department wants to make a baby incubator for poor people in Panama-Venezuala-other crappy latin-american countries. I am not really sure why, it's already damned hot there as is. Anyway, the thing kept overheating, leading to the name of "The Baby Oven", perfect for making Tacos al Nicaraguan. It works just like one of those chicken-roasters at the store, but for babies. We named the people in the project Wing (because she was Asian and her name was kinda close to Wing), the Fat Girl (because she was the fat girl), and Ms. Helpless (because she was incompetent, hell she had an AD with a cordless drill). Anyway, after months of working on it, and finally getting the temperature down to medium-rare, they finally sent it to Honduras. Of course, they forgot the screws that hold it all together.

I realize that it is not that funny as told here, but it provided us with a solid two months of entertainment over the summer. Mainly I told that story here because we were talking about good taste, and I thought a dead baby joke was in order.

[First Shirt]

when that JDAM turns the terrorists into red mush splattered over a 300 yard radius, I will feel proud that my efforts contributed to it. It almost makes me cry.

//Sniff// They grow up so fast, don't they? //wipes a tear//

[mekender]

good taste

Good taste.. HERE?! When did that happen?


HTRN

Remember that time your computer broke and you disappeared for a month?

Oh speaking of good taste, let me tell you about the Baby Oven project. The Bio-e department wants to make a baby incubator for poor people in Panama-Venezuala-other crappy latin-american countries. I am not really sure why, it's already damned hot there as is. Anyway, the thing kept overheating, leading to the name of "The Baby Oven", perfect for making Tacos al Nicaraguan. It works just like one of those chicken-roasters at the store, but for babies. We named the people in the project Wing (because she was Asian and her name was kinda close to Wing), the Fat Girl (because she was the fat girl), and Ms. Helpless (because she was incompetent, hell she had an AD with a cordless drill). Anyway, after months of working on it, and finally getting the temperature down to medium-rare, they finally sent it to Honduras. Of course, they forgot the screws that hold it all together.

I realize that it is not that funny as told here, but it provided us with a solid two months of entertainment over the summer. Mainly I told that story here because we were talking about good taste, and I thought a dead baby joke was in order.

i lol'd