Puns

evan price · Post by **evan price** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:07 am

So the first guy walks into the bar and asks for a glass of whiskey.

The bartender say, "No, this is a chemistry bar. You have to order using the chemical formula for what you want."

So the first guy thinks a while, and then he says-

"Bring me a glass of C2H6O!"

The waiter immediately pours him a glass of whiskey.

The second guy sees this, decides that he has to drive home, and says "Bring me a glass of H2O!"

The bartender pours him a glass of water.

The third guy says, "That would hit the spot. Bring me a glass of H2O, too!"

The third guy died.

Post by **Denis** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:43 am

evan price wrote:
MarkD wrote:A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replied "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"

So, what's the morel of the story?

You are despicable

Cybrludite · Post by **Cybrludite** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:57 am

evan price wrote:The third guy says, "That would hit the spot. Bring me a glass of H2O, too!"

The third guy died.

Johnny was a chemist, Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

Cybrludite · Post by **Cybrludite** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:59 am

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Windy Wilson · Post by **Windy Wilson** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:29 pm

evan price wrote: The third guy says, "That would hit the spot. Bring me a glass of H2O, too!"

The third guy died.

food grade?

Aglifter · Post by **Aglifter** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:57 am

Probably used in sterilization. (It would be flavorless, and, I believe a 5% solution makes a good sanitizing solution - don't know what it would do to your seals, etc though...)

SoupOrMan · Post by **SoupOrMan** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 6:47 am

Read the comments at the Amazon link. I think they may be getting a few things wrong.

Yogimus · Post by **Yogimus** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:39 am

Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.

Netpackrat · Post by **Netpackrat** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:18 am

I work with a guy who retired from the Air Force as an E-8. Today I got paid to turn a big piece of sheet metal into many little pieces of sheet metal, and I accumulated an impressive pile of metal shavings in my work area. My co-worker was a little critical about the mess I was making, so I asked who had promoted him from Sergeant [Redacted] to General Swarf Cop.

Netpackrat · Post by **Netpackrat** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:34 pm

The shit that pops into my mind sometimes. We've had a lot of "swarf" jokes in our shop since we all got EWIS training, which (among other things) covered the evils of swarf getting into wiring bundles. "I can see your swarf is as big as mine." etc.

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