The World ' s Shortest Fairy Tale

[Factfind]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ' Will you marry me? ' The girl said,
' NO! ' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

[Rumpshot]

Does this mean most of us asked the question wrong and got a yes???

[Factfind]

Nah, I got the yes 28 years ago and never regretted it, okay maybe once or twice ...
We just learn to mumble when they ask us how much our new gun cost

[JAG2955]

You all are unlucky. My wife just got me a Ljungman for my birthday.

[Fivetoes]

She said "yes'',
I got it made in the shade.