HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and Dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Talk to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
How to impress a woman/a man
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Odahi
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How to impress a woman/a man
Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly, assholes gotta ass, until the day they die.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
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rightisright
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
And beer.
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Jered
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?Odahi wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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Lokidude
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
I figure its applicable for either persuasion.Jered wrote:Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?Odahi wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
Standing for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!workinwifdakids wrote: We've thus far avoided the temptation to jack an entire forum.
But what the hell.
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Jered
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
If I had a naked guy bearing a plate of food show up at my house, it would not impress me.Lokidude wrote:I figure its applicable for either persuasion.Jered wrote:Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?Odahi wrote:HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
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Odahi
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Hey, I didn't WRITE it, I just STOLE it. 
Birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly, assholes gotta ass, until the day they die.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
"Common sense" is an oxymoron.
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Steamforger
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
It just means there are some unguarded nukes in the upper Midwest....Jered wrote:If I had a naked guy bearing a plate of food show up at my house, it would not impress me.Lokidude wrote:I figure its applicable for either persuasion.Jered wrote: Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?
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Windy Wilson
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
Now I've got Bob Dylan's "It ain't me, babe" running through my head.
That reminds me of the cartoon of how to turn a woman on that looks like an instrument panel from three mile Island, with the corresponding one for men a light switch.
That reminds me of the cartoon of how to turn a woman on that looks like an instrument panel from three mile Island, with the corresponding one for men a light switch.
The use of the word "but" usually indicates that everything preceding it in a sentence is a lie.
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
E.g.:
"I believe in Freedom of Speech, but". . .
"I support the Second Amendment, but". . .
--Randy
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Jericho941
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Re: How to impress a woman/a man
I dunno, I might be impressed. I still wouldn't want the dude or the food for that matter.Jered wrote:If I had a naked guy bearing a plate of food show up at my house, it would not impress me.Lokidude wrote:I figure its applicable for either persuasion.Jered wrote: Did someone forget, "if you're a woman," here?