Courtesy Curmudgeonly and Skeptical:
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."
Visiting France
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Rod
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Visiting France
one can be a Democrat, or one can choose to be an American.
Good acting requires an imagination; reality requires a person not getting lost in their imagination.
"It's better to have a gun if you need it". Felix's opthamologist
Good acting requires an imagination; reality requires a person not getting lost in their imagination.
"It's better to have a gun if you need it". Felix's opthamologist
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randy
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Re: Visiting France
...even before I read MHI, my response to seeing a poster for the stars of the latest Twilight movies was "I see 2 targets and a collaborator".
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BadgerVet
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Re: Visiting France
Courtesy of Argus Hamilton:
Queen Elizabeth celebrates her Diamond Jubilee in London Friday. Her era has been epic. France's president complained in a Paris disco Monday that all the songs were in English, but if it weren't for the English-speaking peoples all the songs would be in German.
Queen Elizabeth celebrates her Diamond Jubilee in London Friday. Her era has been epic. France's president complained in a Paris disco Monday that all the songs were in English, but if it weren't for the English-speaking peoples all the songs would be in German.
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toad
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Re: Visiting France
Who to visit Paris with:
http://www.allofthecrap.com/74/how-grandpa-did-it/
I did a verbal presentation of this to a group of young guys one time, and one of them was practically rolling on the ground. I told him, "Gee I didn't think it was that funny?" He then gasped out, "My grandfather was in the SS and I can't wait to tell him."
http://www.allofthecrap.com/74/how-grandpa-did-it/
I did a verbal presentation of this to a group of young guys one time, and one of them was practically rolling on the ground. I told him, "Gee I didn't think it was that funny?" He then gasped out, "My grandfather was in the SS and I can't wait to tell him."