After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror, remembering the time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God, if you take away my love handles I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off!
Monica Lewinsky update
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Termite
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Monica Lewinsky update
"Life is a bitch. Shit happens. Adapt, improvise, and overcome. Acknowledge it, and move on."
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Rod
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Re: Monica Lewinsky update
Boooooooooooooo
one can be a Democrat, or one can choose to be an American.
Good acting requires an imagination; reality requires a person not getting lost in their imagination.
"It's better to have a gun if you need it". Felix's opthamologist
Good acting requires an imagination; reality requires a person not getting lost in their imagination.
"It's better to have a gun if you need it". Felix's opthamologist
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Yogimus
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Re: Monica Lewinsky update
This joke is dated harder than a fat-chick in highschool.