Was it really better in the past?

[randy]

HTRN, I am going to put it on my 'fridge. How da ya like that?

A level of courage equal to standing in the Nuremberg Stadium and calling Hitler a Fairy and Himmler his Butt Boy...in June 1945.

[chrisb]

I just sent it to my wife and told her to memorize it.

[SoupOrMan]

Soup,

You got it.

We live in Wrigleyville, her office is in Rosemont, off River Road.

Friend/Wife has developed routes that would confuse a rallye driver.

Just going from my old apartment in Evanston to my old job in Mundelein was a logistical piece of... modern artwork. It was slightly better when I moved back out to the Northwest Suburbs area, but oddly not much better. If I took Route 83 directly from the Palatine/Arlington Heights/Buffalo Grove Metroplex Area to Mundelein, it took me an hour. If I took Route 12 to 176 to 83, I wound up at least a mile north of my destination and had to use 83 to backtrack. I drove a longer distance but that commute would be only 35 to 40 minutes. And then there was the time I noticed that a public golf course had an access road that cut my time even further, but scared the hell out of a few unwary groundskeepers.

And all that time, my roommates were complaining about the lack of public transportation everywhere. Bah! Sure the bus is nice if you like hoping that your bus isn't running early (so the driver can go on break sooner) but it doesn't do much for your land navigation skills much less fulfill a sense of adventure.

[Erik]

This looks like it's from the 1950s...

Take it easy!
An Opel is so easy to drive that even Your wife can drive it!

Are You among thise that have their heart in their throat the times Your wife gets to use the wheel? You know that dangerous situations c o u l d happen - no matter how careful Your wife drives! Change your car to the New Opel Rekord and You can feel at ease.

For safetys sake all dangerous details that You could hit at a sudden brake has been eliminated. The dashboard is padded with a thick layer of foam and the glove compartment is of the inwards type. In an Opel You can feel safe.

And You dont have to be ashamed either. With an Opel Rekord Your wife will manage any parking maneuver with flying colors - it's easy to see the four corners of the car. So take off Your sunglasses and look at New Opel Rekord! Do it Now!

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[SoupOrMan]

Dang. Times -have- changed.

[HTRN]

HTRN, I am going to put it on my 'fridge. How da ya like that?

Do a google image search for "the good wifes guide. Theres as much larger version on the net.

and on that note: Women! Know Your Limits!

HTRN

[Darrell]

Q: What's the difference between a g spot and a remote control?

A: Men can find the remote control.