“I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform.” - Norman Thomas, a six time candidate for president for the Socialist Party, 1944
"The economy has hit us all hard, and we've all had to make sacrifices. For example, the Kool-Aid Man has had to cut back from 3-D to 2-D to save money."
"Arms are honor; slaves have neither."
"I am Chaos, I am alive...and I tell you that you are free!" -Eris Discordia
"The affect to a portion of the country after drinking the Obama-aid - wanna' have some?" Brought to you by Hope and Change.
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.
I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
While passersby find themselves awestruck by that devilishly-clever decoy, the REAL Kool-Aid Man circles his prey, slowly, calmly, like a gourmand selecting the tastiest lobster from the tank. Soon, another unlucky citizen of the city will taste the bitter Deathberry Swirl of this glassy-eyed serial murderer.
Remember, folks, you can't spell "douche" without "Che."
“PET PARENTS?” You’re not a “pet parent.” You’re a pet owner. Unless you’ve committed an unnatural act that succeeded in spite of biology. - Glenn Reynolds